Saturday, December 11, 2004

Well, it's about time . . .
Handguns For The Homeless
Give Piece a Chance
Arm the Homeless stages a firearms giveaway for Phoenix vagrants.

Manny Marco, unemployed vagabond, tenderly loaded the last of 30 9-millimeter bullets into the spring-action, extended clip for his new Mac-10--a semiautomatic assault weapon capable of throwing rounds as fast as Marco can blink.

"That's very good, Manny," coaxed Arm the Homeless firearms instructor Pete Whippit. "Now, insert the clip and rack that lever there." Marco did so, producing the wicked, unmistakable chik-chik of a freshly loaded weapon.

"Okay, Manny," Whippit continued, pointing to a switch. "Now, all you need to do is flick this thing here from 'Safe to 'Fire', and you are cocked, locked and ready to rock."

Tears of joy trickled through the caked grime on Marco's face as he threw both arms around Whippit, still holding the fully loaded machine pistol. Nearby, a cluster of vagrants sorting through a shopping cart filled with handguns and shotguns ducked and danced away from the arc of the Mac-10's barrel.

"God bless you, and God bless Arm the Homeless," Marco said. "This is the nicest thing anyone's done for me in 10 years."

With that, Marco withdrew from the embrace and shook the Mac-10 menacingly at a reporter. "Beats the hell out of a little spare change, don't it?" More here

Warms my heart, this being the holiday season, and all.

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Wednesday, December 08, 2004

OK, I'm really tired of all you wimps out there whining, "Voter Fraud!" You disgust me. Of course there was voter fraud, just like in 2000. Did you expect there wouldn't be? Did you think that Dubya and Karl Rove were just going to come clean? Question is, what are you gonna do about it? I'll tell you exactly what you're gonna do: Piss n' Moan. That's it. Like the sheep you are. Now, GO PAY THEM TAXES!

How can "they" get away with voter fraud? Because you let them. You're so distracted with getting the kids to soccer practice on time or closing on your house that you don't have the time or energy to actively resist what the crime bosses are doing. So you bitch.

I'm tired of hearing about it. I writhe when I see the headlines on sites I used to visit. If you're ready to start the Revolution, I'm in. Until you're ready for blood and guts, however, do us all a favor. Shut the fuck up.

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