Definitely a Pick

This morning I sat in traffic, as usual (on my bicycle, of course). While waiting for the light at the BP to turn, I glanced to my right, where I spied a bald guy with his finger knuckle deep in his nostril. I instinctively laughed, then realized he was looking right at me. His lips started moving as he removed his finger, and I can only imagine what he might have been saying. He seemed more angry than embarassed.

He kept looking at me, which caused more laughter to well up inside. I laughed until I cried, and I'm sure other people believed me to be quite the looney tunes.

The picker never once cracked a smile.

Is OJ Retarded?

So, they canceled OJ's book. You know, the one he wrote about how he really did cut off his ex-wife's head, killed her friend, and got away with it. Now the sick son of a bitch wants to profit from it. Before Fox killed it, however, the book had made it to the top 20 on Amazon.com. If you even thought of buying this book, you should be stabbed in the face repeatedly.

Nothing this bastard has to say interests me. I rarely advocate suicide, but in Simpson's case, he'd be doing humanity a huge favor. A more befitting end to this monster's life would be to let Ron Goldman's dad preside over his execution. Alas, this brand of true justice no longer exists in this country. Maybe we could send him to Gitmo. We can do whatever we want to him there.