Dogs or Diamonds?

I heard an entertainer this year talking about the differences between men and women. This guy was obviously gay, and related more to women than men. I found many of his comparisons mildly entertaining, but he lost me when he said, “Man’s best friend is an animal who slobbers and licks its balls . . . A woman’s best friend is a diamond.”

Personally, I’d take one loyal companion over a fistful of expensive rocks any day. If anything, his statement is a put-down of women, insinuating they are fickle and materialistic. At least, if I were a woman, I’d be insulted.